Tag: funny
group name: pondering
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June 21, 2007 05:08 PM EDT --
I have a really cute puppy named Brownie Bear (BB for short).
He is really sweet but can be very hard to take care of. He gets into everything and then goes to sleep . . . more
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January 28, 2008 03:55 PM EST --
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which . . . more
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November 05, 2006 09:09 AM EST --
Why You Should Not Wear a Thong--True Story
My friend, we will call her Jessica, is a probation officer. She went to a convention in a near by city, at a nice hotel. During a break, . . . more
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October 01, 2006 11:00 AM EDT --
I received this by e-mail from another Gatherer. Since it was e-mail, I assume he hasn't published it here yet.
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly . . . more
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September 04, 2006 10:20 AM EDT --
*do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
*do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money there already? . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . . more
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November 29, 2006 09:47 AM EST --
An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn't blow it away in the wind A gentleman approached her & said, "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend . . . more
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December 09, 2006 11:54 AM EST --
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. . . . more
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March 09, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
Only a Southerner
- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
- Only a Southerner knows . . . more
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September 11, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
I saw this on another website and liked it so much I had to share.
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
This one came in an email. It is a little different from what I ususlly publish.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There . . . more
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November 29, 2006 09:10 AM EST --
These have been around for a long time, but worth another read!
The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics...this may bring a tear to
your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days . . . more
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December 06, 2006 08:37 AM EST --
What do you have in December that you don't have in any
other month?
The letter "D".
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do . . . more
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . . more
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . . more
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September 01, 2008 12:07 AM EDT --
I love me wife. She is my partner. She is my best friend. I rely on her for advice, support and solace, but there are times when I don't like her that much.
This may seem a paradox, but . . . more
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January 03, 2007 06:07 AM EST --
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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March 14, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
After I got home from the cafe, I decided to give my paternal grandparents a call. Grandpa answered the phone. My cousin Kelly is getting married next month, so weddings are a big topic on that side . . . more
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October 31, 2006 07:36 PM EST --
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps . . . more
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