Tag: humor
group name: pondering
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June 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
A few weeks ago, while playing "airplane" with my grandson (now a hefty 23 pound 11 month old) I experienced what can only be classified as a life-changing event. My body decided . . . more
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November 22, 2006 07:17 PM EST --
If you are in the nursing profession or are friends with someone who is, then you know that we have a morbid sense of humor. Well, at least most of the nurse's do that . . . more
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January 06, 2007 10:39 AM EST --
I thought these were cute when they came in an email.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale . . . more
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September 13, 2006 03:00 PM EDT --
Around the corner there is a tree.
Under the tree there is a school.
In the school there is a desk.
Behind the desk there is a bell.
Behind the desk is a teacher.
What is her name?
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September 01, 2008 12:07 AM EDT --
I love me wife. She is my partner. She is my best friend. I rely on her for advice, support and solace, but there are times when I don't like her that much.
This may seem a paradox, but . . . more
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November 05, 2006 09:09 AM EST --
Why You Should Not Wear a Thong--True Story
My friend, we will call her Jessica, is a probation officer. She went to a convention in a near by city, at a nice hotel. During a break, . . . more
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August 31, 2006 04:48 PM EDT --
A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding . . . more
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December 10, 2006 03:25 PM EST --
Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual, and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
They may come home with large bags of . . . more
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September 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT --
Obama wants change. McCain wants change. Everyone wants change but me.
It is not so much that I am stuck in the what-is as I am deeply suspicion of the angst that drives - what-if.
The truth is . . . more
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October 01, 2006 11:00 AM EDT --
I received this by e-mail from another Gatherer. Since it was e-mail, I assume he hasn't published it here yet.
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly . . . more
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September 07, 2006 12:18 PM EDT --
Here is how it works. I give one long word, and everyone has to make a word using some or all of the letters in the word I start with. The object is to see how many different words we can make with theses . . . more
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July 21, 2007 10:31 AM EDT --
Bush Cedes Powers To VP...
By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer 38 minutes ago
CAMP DAVID, Md. - President Bush transferred the powers of the presidency to Vice President Dick Cheney . . . more
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July 30, 2007 12:11 AM EDT --
A friend forwarded this to me, and I thought it was funny.
ou have to read this one!
Cancel your credit card before you die......
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your . . . more
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September 11, 2006 12:27 PM EDT --
When my grandfather passed through Ellis Island 105 years ago, the immigration agent asked him several questions, including "Do you plan to overthrow the United States government by force or violence?" . . . more
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October 13, 2006 08:50 AM EDT --
We do Wildlife Rescue. One little batch of babies we received were midget raccoons. We assumed they were babies but once they became more active we realized what we had Miniatures.
We named them the Pointer . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . . more
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October 06, 2008 12:24 AM EDT --
A few nights ago I was in the man-zone. I had a bottle of beer, a bowl of chips and a cat sprawled across the arm of my recliner.
I was enjoying Burn Notice , an edgy sitcom about a spy turned private . . . more
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November 25, 2006 03:47 PM EST --
It has come to my attention recently that I am lacking in the art of the humorous and that I need to "lighten up". I am thankful that someone has finally informed me of this defect. I must admit . . . more
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September 08, 2006 04:11 PM EDT --
I will start with........Tables
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March 09, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
Only a Southerner
- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
- Only a Southerner knows . . . more
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